Turkeys for Timaru

When I opened the garage door this morning to leave for work, some movement caught my eye.  I took a closer look and there, in the driveway was a... peacock?  No, not a peacock- a friggin' turkey.

As we do.

Ladies and gentlemen, a lady turkey hangin' out in my driveway.  At 0750 in the morning.  Nibbling at... whatever turkeys nibble at.  She gave me a cool stare, then elegantly stalked off.

After I exited the driveway she just as elegantly stalked back on.  I regretted not being able to hang out and watch her be awesome.  Even more, I regretted not being able to witness the first interaction between her and Krumps.