So tomorrow I'm doing the
Color Run with my buddy
Laurel. Except,
for obvious reasons, we will be doing a Color
Walk (this is the sign of a true friend: she will slow down for your gimpitude). Regardless, it is required that you wear a white shirt for the Color Run, but the more white you can wear, the better. Hence I wanted to acquire an all-white "running" outfit.
...which I
probably should have done sooner than this evening? ::coughcoughprocrastinatorcough::)
But since I did
not do it sooner than this evening, my outfit was pieced together from the following motley assortment:
A men's v-neck undershirt, size large, hacked up and tied in knots to reach an approximation of my size (it is oh-so-80s)
A youth's sports bra, size large (there weren't any left in women's- and when I tried on the XL it was
too big, which I find
deeply disturbing, seeing as how my measurements are... well, let us say I am
quite mammalian,
as has been pointed out. My point being that I should
not be able to shop in the "youth" part of the store for such items and what does this say about the state of our youth's health??)
A pair of extra-small shorts (just call me
Daisy)
Knee socks (also from the youth department and meant for football, apparently?)
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| And, of course, my highlighter-yellow running shoes. |
I feel... appropriately ridiculous? Except Nathan took one look at the combo and said, in all seriousness, "You would have done well in the seventies, with the short-shorts and the knee-highs and such."
(Tee hee.)