Holy crap, you guys REALLY want me to be pregnant! I've gotten more hits on my "
Wonderful News" than any other post, like,
ever. (I make the jump from that to "people want pregnancy" from the private messages I've received asking about it).
Anyway now I feel a bit like a cad, because my wonderful news has nothing to with my reproductive capabilities. I am not now, nor have I ever been (to the best of my knowledge) pregnant. And seriously, if/when I do happen to conceive, I
promise I will give you a totally awesome reveal, and not a smarmy little, "I know something you don't know!" post. Scout's honor.
But back to that wonderful news. I shall preface it with a story.
Almost three months ago I was riding my bike to work, and I took a right-hand turn. As I did this, a van turned left onto the same street, and as it approached me I thought dreamily to myself, "Wouldn't it be nice if that van side-swiped me, so I didn't have to go to work?"
Needless to say, the van did
not side-swipe me, but when I realized what I'd just thought (in all earnestness), I couldn't let it go. In fact, I got to work and sort of
broke down because I suddenly came to terms with just how incredibly miserable I was at my job. And it was not my job, per se- I happen to love my job, and the company I work for. But my boss had driven me to the point where I woke up every morning feeling unhappy because I had to see him, and I'd burned through all my sick days by autumn because there were some days I just couldn't face going in. So I felt trapped and miserable and it was a dark, dark time in the life of O.
I tell you this so that you will understand
why I flipped out with joy on Monday and made such a cryptic post. Monday was a my own personal Christmas Miracle day because that was the day my boss came in (late) and stated that he was leaving the company to pursue opportunities elsewhere. And then I helped him clean out his office and then he was
gone and I never,
ever have to see him again.
I felt... freed. I felt so incredibly light, and I hadn't even realized how
heavy I'd become. My stress levels
plummeted, and I've spent the past three days in a delirium of joy. So no, I am not pregnant- but I am pretty effin' joyful nonetheless.