1.29.2016

My Milk Ducts (Lyrically Speaking)

(with apologies to Kelis)

My milk ducts brings all the boys to the yard,
'Cos they're like
All super engorged,
Damn right they're super engorged.
I can feed him,
And it's free of charge.
(Repeat)
 
I know he wants it,
The thing that makes me,
What babies go crazy for-
They lose their minds,
When I unbind.
I think its time...
 
La la la la la,
Warm it up,
La la la la la,
The boy is waiting
(Repeat)
 
My milk ducts brings all the boys to the yard,
'Cos they're like
All super engorged,
Damn right they're super engorged,
I can feed him,
And it's free of charge.
(Repeat)
 
I can see he's hungry.
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that feed this boy.
It can't be fought;
Just know, milk will spot.
(Pump if you're smart)
 
La la la la la,
Warm it up,
La la la la la,
The boy is waiting
(Repeat)
 
My milk ducts brings all the boys to the yard,
'Cos they're like
All super engorged,
Damn right they're super engorged,
I can feed him,
And it's free of charge.
(Repeat)
 
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look your way, so,
You must maintain your child,
Same time maintain your sweet flow,
Just get the perfect blend,
That's what you have within,
When next his face is squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
 
La la la la la,
Warm it up,
La la la la la,
The boy is waiting
(Repeat)
 
My milk ducts brings all the boys to the yard,
'Cos they're like
All super engorged,
Damn right they're super engorged,
I can feed him,
And it's free of charge
(Repeat)
Damn right, it's better than yours.

2 comments:

  1. This is the best thing in the entire history of the Universe.

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    1. My mom challenged me to do "Poops I Did it Again" next... we'll see...

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