It's exactly two weeks until I return to work (::whimper::), so today I bit the bullet, packed up Neeps, and went on the hunt for new work clothes to fit my new work body.
Aaaaand that sucked about as much as I thought it would. I tried to write a funny post about the experience, but every time it evolved into nothing but a bitching rant. So.
The upside is that Neeps was his typical, delightfully charming self, and only fussed a very little (and was comforted by rocking and a detailed explanation about how many more things Mommy had to try on before we could go). Thank all stars for my easy-temperament baby, that's all I have to say about that.
I came home with two new shirts and two new dresses (all of which provide easy-access for the Pumping Professional) so all in all, not a complete waste of time. Just not in any way, shape, or form and enjoyable time.
I said as much on the ol' FaceSpace, and several of my girlfriends recommended StitchFix, so after a bit of hemming and hawing, I signed up. Here's to hoping it works out, and I never again have to shop for work clothes.