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(I thought maybe I could do a cute writing collaboration with my son, somewhat similar to the art collaboration. Turns out I'm not that talented.)
(Or am I?!)
Jiohgby Knuft, Master of Business Nonsense, was known to his friends as Big Guv. This may have been because "Jioghby" was a bit of a mouthful, or it might have been because he was very good at keeping his life a carbon-copy of facebook, e.g. frivolous vanities.
Nope, can't do it. We'll try again in a few months.