Unlike the other animals in our household, we know this for a fact.
I like tell people that my dog has done a great deal to prepare me for eventually having a kid, in that I love her and am glad I have her and wouldn't trade her for anything- but holy crap she is inconvenient and probably I'd never do it again. Unless I was drunk. I might totally bring home a french bulldog/second child if I were drunk. They're just so little and cute!